Why is Lindsey (retarted) Lohan mad about the Etrade thing they said lindsey not lindsey lohan.?

She thinks that her name is like saying Oprah or Madonna. In other words, she believes that if the name "lindsay" is said then the first thing you think of is Lindsay lohan. So she thinks they were making fun of her. (which they were--the whole thing is a Lindsay Lohan spoof). So she's suing for 100 million, but there's no way she'll get anything